me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it
stop scrolling and just look at this picture of a baby giraffe
okay that’s all carry on
my wayward son
there’ll be peace when you are done
lay your weary head to rest
don’t you cry no more
this was a post about a baby giraffe
yes but you said the thing and it summoned them
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
has no one asked how they found out this kid wasn’t russian
did ANYONE in the production of this film, even the fucking editor of the trailer think “what am i doing. what am i making right now”
good lord it starts out as a fairly standard telling of tarzan and then a minute into it it takes a hard left into what-the-fuck-ville
HAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
Guys, i know its not perfect but look at my door..
he sees you when youre sleeping
he knows you have a blog
ABORT ABORT ABORT
"hey remember that time when you-"
Also similar overall body shapes…
HEY THAT’S MEAN- oh wait you’re john green
i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
“I’M IN A BUCKET”
He can cross that off of his…
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